Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
