I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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