drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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