4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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