it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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