On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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