Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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