I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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