Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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