So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize
