jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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