he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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