I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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