she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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