scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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