On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
