I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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