I cannot find my penis.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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