Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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