Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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