why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Sext me about skeletons
My dad is sitting where you rode me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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