Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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