So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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