When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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