Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
false alarm, still single
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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