like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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