idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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