He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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