He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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