there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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