school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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