what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Are we still banned from the library?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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