Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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