Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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