we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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