i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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