Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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