so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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