i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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