My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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