I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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