ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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