watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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