no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
farters have to be the big spoon...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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