Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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