I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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