I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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