just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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