im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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