You work out of a Hotel?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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