Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
how drunk are you?
Several
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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